I've wanted a 4th child for a while now. Since that's not happening, we adopted Stan. Stan prefers his alcohol straight from the bottle and he likes the freedom of wearing his button down shirts unbuttoned. He also doesn't pee on the carpet, which I can't say about a few other members of our family. He's looking forward to Christmas and Easter. He's not Jewish and I'm trying to be open minded about this.
I'm guessing Stan would make a houseguest, most amazing in-law and I get the feeling he's an incredible listener w/o being judgmental.
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Finder of lost socks and fridge-things hidden in plain view. Sour candy addict. Decaf coffee fiend. Wife to W. Mom to M(7), H(4) and TRex (1). Artistic and creative... just kidding.